Friday, December 18, 2009

A Bag of God



A Bag of God
By Ice Cream Girl Maria


The only way that you’re going to get out of this is if you take out a bag of magic tricks.
No, no wait….
A bag of God.
He had a bag of God with him.
OK?

Where can I buy this bag of God?
Oh Sully
Oh Sully
He is blessed with it
Where do I find this greasy highway?

Listen to me.
No, no wait.
A Bag of God

He had a bag of God with him, OK?

Bag of God, Bag of God, Sully’s got a bag of God
Bag of God, Bag of God, Sully’s got a bag of God
Bag of God, Bag of God, Sully’s got a bag of God

Are you kidding me?
I’ll tell ya’
Bag of God, Bag of God, Sully’s got a bag of God

And this guy pulled out a bag of God
Are you kidding me?
I tell you.

Don’t let me start
Hey, where can I buy this bag of God?
Uh, he had it. I don’t know, you have to ask him.
Bag of God, Bag of God, Sully’s got a bag of God

Tell me why Captain Sully is a hero:
This guy’s amazing.
First of all, what he did was equivalent to being on a greasy highway facing a tractor trailer with your
whole family—not even your family—with hundreds of strangers.
The only way you’re going to get out of this is if you take out a bag—
A bag of magic tricks
No wait, a bag of god

And he said, I’m facing death right now
I’m in the process of dying
I’m dying
And this guy pulled out his bag of god
A bag of god.

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